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sonneillonv:
“ libertarirynn:
“ perkachow:
“ upwithcis:
“ sturmgewehrr:
“ bringingupbrighton:
“Praising men for cleaning the dishes he helped dirty up? Lol
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They’re praising him for teaching his son to do the right thing. Why do you always seem so...
bringingupbrighton

Praising men for cleaning the dishes he helped dirty up? Lol

sturmgewehrr

They’re praising him for teaching his son to do the right thing. Why do you always seem so bitter about this shit?

upwithcis

[Dad teaches son to help mother]. Tumblr: fuck you!

perkachow

How do you not dirty dishes do you eat off the floor

libertarirynn

Y’all gotta stop with this shit. You shit on men for not doing enough and then shit on them again for doing better and/or raising their sons to do better.

sonneillonv

He’s raising his son to see that he can’t sit on his ass and expect his mom to do everything.  If she cooks, he cleans.  If she does laundry, he folds.  That’s partnership, and it’s something far too many men are not prepared for.  This man is doing right.

my-insanity-is-an-artform
tilthat

TIL that in 1949, a member of the New Zealand parliament was deemed to have used “unparliamentary language” for saying of another member that “his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.”

via ift.tt

scope-dogg

Well it is pretty rude to just straight up kill a man in parliament like that

sixth-light

Sadly the original source doesn’t list any examples post-1980, presumably to avoid embarrassing extant MPs, but if you don’t check it you’re missing out on some even better disallowed insults such as “energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral”, “quasi-parsonical”, and my personal favourite, “the Member for Pretoria”. 

star-anise

Unparliamentary language is THE BEST. You’re not supposed to call someone a liar or insult them, but this doesn’t stop people. They just try HARDER.

Source: tilthat
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hollyblueagate

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

mydeepbluegoldentattoo

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

whoopace-kosi

jesus christ

nerdgul

This is as jarring as that history post talking about how MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year only i actually lived through it

Source: hollyblueagate
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fuckyeahasexual

This just in : Ace people talking or joking about how they find the concept of sexual attraction or people’s experiences with sexual attraction funny/confusing/unrelatable etc are NOT shaming or making fun of people who experience sexual attraction !! Ace people are allowed to joke about their experiences as ace people without being called “cringey” , “problematic” etc ! Stop finding stupid excuses to demonize ace people and their experiences or turning their light jokes into something ridiculous and something which they werent implying at all !

Source: fuckyeahasexual
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v-diggety

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

fer8girl

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

Source: v-diggety